Life as an IT person( Part 2)

Here is a recent conversation.

Kor Kor 1 : U r a BIT grad? U learn IT right? U also learn programming?

Me : Yup. A bit.

Kor Kor 1 : Oh... Some of my colleagues r talking abt SAP n Navision. R they programming languages?

Me : No... They r softwares used in organisations as part of enterprise resource planning.

Kor kor 1(Very stubborn n unconvinced) : U r an IT student... U should know that they r programming languages... Juz like Linus(Linux) is a new Database software....

Me : ...

Given a choice, I would tear my head off. Maybe I should tell them PHP means Printer Hyperactive Phenomenon